Dan

  • Dan posted an update 9 years, 11 months ago

    …so when trump loses he drags the whole thing into court which exposes the whole show as rigged.

  • Dan posted an update 10 years ago


    Jump back, what’s that sound?
    Now, here she comes, foot tap an’ top down
    Hot shoe, burnin’ down the avenue
    Model citizen, zero discipline

  • Dan posted an update 10 years ago

    cpts log
    i would seem that here in this world the bones of the past are pushing to the surface and in the minds of the curious the bones of the moons. When it is discovered that the galaxy is empty apart from relics a deep madness will burn away and in place a deeper loneliness. There is nothing but ghosts for light-years around.
    They whisper to…[Read more]

  • Dan posted an update 10 years ago

    A message from the republic:
    citizens are advised to arm themselves with EMP devices as shown here; http://www.amazing1.com/emp.html
    Also, Elpresidente requests that all cat owners endevour to keep their pets indoors at all times. Failure to do so may result in your pet being sold to grey hound trainers for the betterment of local wildlife and…[Read more]

  • Dan posted an update 10 years ago

    health warning from the republic;
    extensive research, now concluded, by our esteemed elpresidente show that over consumption of news and views can lead to increased personal gravity.
    physical symptoms include shoulder slump and brow furrowing.
    citizens of the republic are advised to make jokes and dance.
    viva la republica

  • Dan posted a new activity comment 10 years ago

    irrefutable? how so my friend? i need more information on this stunning discovery. please share.

  • Dan posted an update 10 years ago

    @joseph hey dr J
    i hope you can find more time for squirrels now.
    kindest regards,
    scarlett pimpernel aka beige avenger aka handydan

  • Dan posted an update 10 years ago

    cpts log
    what have they done to me?
    i feel so insanely sensible and infuriatingly logical. surely this does not come from me for it is not me and so it must be that there is an intruder in my house.
    my mind is caught up in the this and thats of the comings and the goings of the he said, she said mainstream machinations.
    at times i hear a chime in…[Read more]

  • Dan posted a new activity comment 10 years ago

    as a member of the backward subspecies of a larger galactic advanced humanoid population it is important to make the jokes that poke taboo.
    these antics please the gods and bring us blessings.
    it is forbidden yet our charms induce the urge to throw peanuts to monkeys.
    as above so below.
    the zoo sign says please do not feed the monkeys but i do.…[Read more]

  • Dan posted a new activity comment 10 years ago

    i return to consciousness like the wrong end of a bungee jump to find the following;
    splinters in my hands
    mud on my boots
    deep, (and strangely comforting), physical exhaustion
    money in the bank
    food in the fridge.

    days pass in a blur of sawdust and powertools totally disconnected from the larger concerns of this world.
    making a straight cut on…[Read more]

  • Dan posted an update 10 years ago

    cpts log…
    well, well, well. what have we got here then?
    some damn ridiculous notion has been placed in my head with the unfortunate effect of feeling as though ones nose is pressed uncomfortably close to a fast turning wheel used primarily for sharpening tools.
    creator knows ive never been the sharpest tool in the shed and therefore there can…[Read more]

    • …hmmmm…. now I am curious….

      • Dan replied 10 years ago

        i return to consciousness like the wrong end of a bungee jump to find the following;
        splinters in my hands
        mud on my boots
        deep, (and strangely comforting), physical exhaustion
        money in the bank
        food in the fridge.

        days pass in a blur of sawdust and powertools totally disconnected from the larger concerns of this world.
        making a straight cut on…[Read more]

  • Dan posted a new activity comment 10 years, 1 month ago

    That is all fascinating and shed new light on an old mess. I’m grateful you took the time.
    Are there any modern practicing Zoroastrians?

    • Yes there are. There is a community in India and a community in England in addition to the communities that endure in Iran. But there numbers are small. The communities in Iran were all but destroyed and erased during the Khomeini years. His hatred for them was almost as intense as his hatred for those of the Baha’i faith.

  • Dan posted an update 10 years, 1 month ago

    Captains log…
    Perception and hence expedition moral has changed. Beyond the void source pulses and beats like a heart, Creation corresponds as one thing and the anti source exists in between. At the nexus point of these waves matter forms like sea foam. Within these conglomerations the people live in bubbles. The surfaces shine. The structures…[Read more]

  • Dan posted a new activity comment 10 years, 1 month ago

    I need a deadline. I’ve been writing/rewriting the same book for 4 years.

  • Dan posted a new activity comment 10 years, 1 month ago

    🙂 good call

    • Dan replied 10 years ago

      as a member of the backward subspecies of a larger galactic advanced humanoid population it is important to make the jokes that poke taboo.
      these antics please the gods and bring us blessings.
      it is forbidden yet our charms induce the urge to throw peanuts to monkeys.
      as above so below.
      the zoo sign says please do not feed the monkeys but i do.…[Read more]

  • Dan posted a new activity comment 10 years, 2 months ago

    That’s wholly acceptable.

  • Dan posted a new activity comment 10 years, 2 months ago

    Did you get the coffee mug too?

    • I opted for the baseball cap. 😉

      • 🙂 good call

        • Dan replied 10 years ago

          as a member of the backward subspecies of a larger galactic advanced humanoid population it is important to make the jokes that poke taboo.
          these antics please the gods and bring us blessings.
          it is forbidden yet our charms induce the urge to throw peanuts to monkeys.
          as above so below.
          the zoo sign says please do not feed the monkeys but i do.…[Read more]

  • Dan posted an update 10 years, 2 months ago

    @joseph http://kornsconcepts.blogspot.com.au/2016/01/sion-fusion-hydrogen-fusion-diagrams.html
    Can you or yours help me out with this?
    I don’t understand any of this sciency biz. I just want to know if this guy is a genius or crazy or both…?

  • Dan posted a new activity comment 10 years, 2 months ago

    I’ll be heading down that rabbit hole now that you’ve mentioned it.

  • Dan posted an update 10 years, 2 months ago

    Dark disclosures.
    I’ve joined the illuminati. I will receive significant and ongoing financial support in return for capturing the minds of the curious and drawing them deeper into falsehoods. Previously I had cried foul against this hidden hand but that was before I stood to benefit from evil.
    I no longer have material concerns. All things are…[Read more]

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