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This morning I made a disturbing discovery.
There are plenty of theories about alternate timelines out there and I’ve taken them all with a large grain of salt. Today though I’m forced to reconsider my previous misgivings. It would seem that we have all somehow awoken in an alternate timeline.
I’m looking at the world through new eyes. Everything is the same yet different, slightly better in every way.
This is an alternate timeline. I know because when I complained to the phone company this morning they immediately credited my account $20 and promised to change the on hold musak…