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  • Scarmoge posted an update 6 years ago

    … since the use of language has obviously been on our minds of late (thank you BlakeC for your recent list of gender identities) I propose that we stop allowing the use of
    the term “conspiracy theorists” and instead replace it with “citizen analysts”. I think this term more accurately indicates the activity of us Gizars. The more I think about it I may actually have business cards printed with that as my occupation “Gizar Citizen Analyst”. Also, it gives us the opportunity to have our own 3 letter agency GCA. Just a thought …
    … and as humor is always a necessity …
    “I got a business card cuz I wanna win some lunches; thats what my business card says, ‘Mitch Hedberg — Potential lunch winner’ “.

    • Great idea! Designed with an official looking seal [Great Pyramid between 2 other smaller pyramids], issue date and then some distant expiration date, a certification number, the person’s name, and their title would be “Certified Giza Death Star Analyst”, and the website address under it. Print that on a light, green, speckled background, make a $20 donation, and everything should be good. Oh, one more thing: printed at the bottom would be:
      This certifies that all requirements of the Giza Death Star forum have been met.

      • Okay I want a power grab, put me on the selection committee of certification!