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  • Sunny & Max posted an update 5 years, 2 months ago

    “U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.”

    Good for us ladies and gentlemen at Giza, good for us . . . 🙃

    ( https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-sit-down-for-a-relaxing-evening-of-being-insulted-by-every-major-corporation-in-america )

    Just when we thought our commercial studded all American pastime couldn’t get more woke – we are being ceremoniously trolled, scolded and lectured on national tv.

    • By the way in case anyone hadn’t noticed, a bunch of really athletic men who are going to be engaging in some serious full bodily contact – tackling, holding, pushing, bleeding while sweating profusely all over eachother for well over 5 hours are ALSO going to be wearing MASKS. Let’s take our own little moment, a personal time out to dwell on that . . .

        • If you don’t throw off your face diaper and walk into whatever public space you need to go into and don’t tell them to (fill in the blank) after this game, then …. God help us all.

            • Good morning Justawhoaman,

              I came across this video on some platform where a woman went into a supermarket to buy milk for her child and was verbally accosted by the teller, told she was forbidden from entering without a mask. So, she eloquently started a explicative eulogy towards the teller in the form of an aria while removing her underpants then wearing them grabbing the milk slapping the money on the counter and storming out. I am desperately trying to find the video once again so I can score it with a classical piece of opera with an aria – any suggestions?

            • My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself

                • Good morning Camille,

                  I was thinking the same exact thing, but with only one slight deviation to that scenario; having my 8 year old child handle the brush, it won’t by any means be cleaned all by him ‘self’. In fact it will end up being a whole afternoon bathroom disinfection affair . . .

                • I don’t call it the stupor bowl for nothing…

                    • Good morning Dr. Farrell,
                      The stupor belongs to all the bowl•head game junkies. That Koolaide punch bowl, has been frying one too many pineal glands, on a variety of fronts for far too long. We should rightfully call this last year, with all its halfbrain time out waves, the “StupRo” bowl . . .

                      • For years I have enjoyed the Stupor Bowl game day for traffic free scenic drives and other uncrowned outside activities.

                    • Dialectic thought entrainment.