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    Bryce posted an update 6 years, 9 months ago

    Time for a lil levity combined w/horror…but first a lil story.
    I had already served on 1 case of federal/feral jury duty & was waiting in the abattoir for the next call…the case, Karen Silkwood. Darn, missed it! Could have skirted the corporate meat grinder for a solid year had I been called. So in spite of a payout to her kids long after her hit, no laws were passed. Ironic w/all the hate speech n such. So, here’s a knee slap’n good guffaw that will stand your hair on end. The plot line sounds as though Truman Capote has been resurrected. I lifted the 2 comments…the only thing missing is meth.
    PS: there’s a prominent oil fambly in epstein’s lil black book.

    https://kfor.com/2019/07/10/logan-co-man-allegedly-driving-stolen-vehicle-filled-with-uranium-a-rattlesnake-and-kentucky-deluxe/

    “The cops had no reason to expect they were carrying uranium. They were just on a fission expedition.”

    “Just got into Guthrie, losing my faux hopes,
    Cop arrests me gruffly, seizing isotopes.
    Lady Luck, I’ll battle her,
    With my trusty rattler.
    Let me slug back some bourbon
    Amid gun-rack Suburbans.
    But if you don’t want to end up in online gags,
    Just make sure your ride’s got on-time tags.”