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Leaked document: “Geheim! Reichskanzlerei Berlin to Kiel U-Boot Kommandant: Prepare for imminent departure of U-666 carrying our Beloved Leader and 50 of her elite Wahabi-Division. Destination: undisclosed Spanish Port. Official reason is courtesty visit, repeat courtesy visit to our faithful Spanish ally. Details on cargo to follow. We shall return! Ein Reich – Ein Euro – Eine Merkel”