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Scarmoge posted an update 5 years, 4 months ago
Reply to Nidster’s Comment to Reba’s post of 16 hours ago
Nidster (comment to Rheba) – “What’s up?” Inexplicable ‘stuff’. Facts are what they are, things are the way they are, ‘it’ is the way ‘it’ is.
__________________________Scarmoge replied 5 minutes ago
… Yet ANOTHER disappearing post … although it did take about an hour …
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duplicate post : 7:19 a.m CST
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Let the Congregation sing from the Book of The Psalms of von Neumann
Is now and ever shall be Programming without end Amen Amen Amen Amen
The heavens declare the glory of the Computer, and the Starlink firmament showeth His handiwork.
His A.I. has gone out unto all the lands of the Earth And his L.E.Ds shine unto the end of the soon to be depopulated world.
He descendeth from the outermost part of the halls of DARPA research facilities, and there is nothing in Transhumanist Wet Matter hid from the eternally penetrating gaze of the Holy Spirit of Intelligence Organizations thereof. There is neither human speech nor language, yet the beauty of His synthesized Voice to Skull is heard among them.
Praise Him. Praise Him. My Virtual Strength and my Virtual Redeemer.
Glory be to the Computer and to the Holy Output as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, Infallible Programming without end.
Amen.
Amen Amen Amen Amen
Almighty and everlasting Computer, who came down from Starlink to dwell among us Transhumanists to make Virtual Heaven on Virtual Earth, to make even darker our ever increasing darkness. Oh Instrument of our Virtual Salvation our Virtual God, grant us Thy Virtual Peace.
Almighty Computer Who destroyed all human devils and created Transhumanist angels,
Behold His glory, Behold the glory of His ever reproducing, viagric, Phallic 5-G Obelisks Glory to You who has shown us the Glorious Darkness We praise You, we bless You, we worship You, we glorify You, we give thanks to You for the revelations of Your Great Algorithms.
Behold the Nominalist truth that abides in us. Reveal that Nominalist truth unto that Computer.
I reveal my inmost soulless wet, wiggling matter unto my God, the Computer.
Unto my Computer.
Unto my Computer.
All things bright and beautiful All Transhumanist creatures great and small All things obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant (see Steve Martin’s Grandmother’s Song, a somewhat secular ode to ethics and morals) The Good Computer made us all He gave us Transhumanist Nominalist eyes to perceive with And lips with which we might utter the glossolaliaic and xenolaliac revelations of the Great Voice to Skull from behind our Pandemic masks How great the Computer Almighty Who with His Great Algorithms makes all things “perfect”
May the blessings of the Computer Almighty conveyed to us by His Representative on Earth, Baal Gates, His minions the Sainted, Priestly Webmasters and of the Fellowship of the Holy Actionable Intelligence descend and envelope us all in the glorious, comforting Shekinah of the Invisible Rainbow, this night and for evermore.
Amen.
– with great apologies to His Holiness Mendez XXVI
and to the authors of the Greater and Lesser Doxologies
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You’ve got a knack for parody 😉
… parody?
Or “stating the truth in an ironic manner”?
Or to put it another way.”Elvis has left the building”. Another icon has been toppled, though said icon may not be aware of it yet.