Another side of the story. I saw photo while searching for this article, supposedly of her covered body in the garden by the sidewalk with paper money strewn about it. Evidently Iranians have a custom of giving money to unfortunate people to ward off the same happening to them. https://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index3559.htm
Gravity seems to have caused a lot of deaths over the last number of years. Since gravity was invented by science, said science should be held responsible in both criminal and civil courts.
… ALL Cosmic regularities (this includes ALL social constructions as well as any derivations of Natural Law Theory) should be held responsible and should be immediately “cancelled”.
This would do away with the pesky problem of abstracting similarities from the observation of a series of events (this might prove to make difficult the making of analogy) and enable us to deny the validity of induction. … and viola (unable to place the grave over the “a”) NO MORE BOTHERSOME SCIENCE!
Given that Science presupposes Religion … this naturally brings us to the consideration of the Babel fish (the Babel fish will of course be an integral feature of The New Man and usher in the Age of The Final Revolution Mein Fuehrer! – the umlaut, like the grave, is unavailable requiring the aberrant spelling) … “The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with the nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen it to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
“But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”
“Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
“Oh, that was easy,” says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.” (from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy by Douglas Adams) Welcome Back My Friends to the world that man hath made that never ends, the world of Karn Evil 9. A world formed not by God but instead created by the drive to be like the Most High, and to be right at any cost, even the cost of the loss of God, via immersion in sophistical philosophical Agonism. Enjoy!
Contemporary theory would put it thus: Since gravity was invented by science, and science was invented by cis hetero (not sure how they know this) white males, said white males must be held responsible for both criminal and civil crimes against social justice, and must make reparation either in cash or in kind. Primary school lessons must recenter the lived experience of defenestrated minority groups by attaching cis hetero white males to bungee cords and suspending them upside down to make them conscious of their window-related privilege.
This would do away with the pesky problem of abstracting similarities from the observation of a series of events (this might prove to make difficult the making of analogy) and enable us to deny the validity of induction. … and viola (unable to place the grave over the “a”) NO MORE BOTHERSOME SCIENCE!
Given that Science presupposes Religion … this naturally brings us to the consideration of the Babel fish (the Babel fish will of course be an integral feature of The New Man and usher in the Age of The Final Revolution Mein Fuehrer! – the umlaut, like the grave, is unavailable requiring the aberrant spelling) … “The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with the nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen it to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
“But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”
“Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
“Oh, that was easy,” says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.” (from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy by Douglas Adams) Welcome Back My Friends to the world that man hath made that never ends, the world of Karn Evil 9. A world formed not by God but instead created by the drive to be like the Most High, and to be right at any cost, even the cost of the loss of God, via immersion in sophistical philosophical Agonism. Enjoy!