Activity – Michael – The Giza Forum (Legacy)

Michael posted an update 4 years, 11 months ago

Good day to you Gizers and yellow bellied sneeches! If your feeling a little scummy gummy bummy…Why step right up and get your all star injectible tonic! Yes, yes folks listen to Dr. C Fauci and Dr. B Bamboozled and get your all star tonic today! By joining today you will get a free membership at the one and only Starbucks where you will be given special treatments like..no face diapers coupled with a free toasted marshmallow spirit and coffee cheer!
- Peter replied 4 years, 11 months ago
  Perhaps I can pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger and experimental injection today?
  - Michael replied 4 years, 11 months ago
    Only if it is the impractical burger! We also will accept green eggs and meatless Ham inorder to scare off the yellow bellied sneetches.
- FiatLux replied 4 years, 11 months ago
  All I get is a lousy cup of coffee? Hey, I can head to Ohio and get a free ticket to a $1 million lottery in exchange for getting my shot o’ tonic there: https://apnews.com/article/ohio-coronavirus-lottery-prize-7058159d2c71eabd19b541194a1e2d95
  Swampington’s CV1984-relief dollars at work!
  - Michael replied 4 years, 11 months ago
    Gov. Kate Brown heard your request and has since added the million dollar lottery ticket along with the previous chimes of cheer!
    - Michael replied 4 years, 11 months ago
      
      https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/state-offering-cash-prizes-including-dollar1-million-jackpot-in-drawing-for-vaccinated-oregonians/ar-AAKf3nP