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I was sharing the latest Cupid 19 stories with a friend when this idea of a Carney trying to solicit people to get their shots popped into my noggin. Try reading this in the voice of a Carney (Barker or whatever else these carnival/circus workers may be called). This was my last reply in the conversation with my friend.
“I could hear a covid carney calling out like this under an open tent at a clinic.”

Step right up and get your shot! No time to waste! Quick before the supply runs out! Step right up step right up! Have your sleeve rolled up and ready for the jab! No pain no gain! We have health care workers of all shapes sizes and colors to exceed your needs! Bring the kids this family day! Yes folks fun for the whole family and no cost to you! That’s right folks one little jab each for all you future GMO creatures! Don’t be left behind, have your dna changed today and become a better person! Tell all your friends and neighbors! Come one come all to the big top and be a part if the in crowd! Tik tokkers welcome! So bring your smart phone and get the latest tracking app while you wait! Meet your friends old and new under the big top! And don’t forget to clear your schedule for that all encompassing second shot to shore you up against those silly fears! Mix and match your shots to what suits you best! You’ll never feel colder with a shot in your shoulder! So bring your phone and ID, you don’t want someone else getting your shots! Hurry hurry hurry! There’s no time to waste!