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NASA Says New Moon Mission Unlikely Since Neil Armstrong Only Person Who Knew How To Get There

“Dashing hopes of a return to the Earth’s only natural satellite, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration played down plans for another Moon mission Monday, explaining that Apollo 11 astronaut Neil Armstrong was the only person who knew how to get up there. “Unfortunately, despite repeated attempts to discover Neil’s secret route, we simply never asked him about how he managed to fly all the way to the lunar surface before his passing,” said NASA administrator Bill Nelson, adding that the agency knew that Armstrong “went up in a rocket,” and then really didn’t know anything after that.” 😆

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